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new-ways-to-complain: conservativegirlonpolitics: That was the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:56:07 -0400

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:05:02 -0400

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

keepcalmanddont-blink: AT&T “Puppy Brother”

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:14:29 -0400

keepcalmanddont-blink:

AT&T “Puppy Brother”

fatbodypolitics: [Text: The fact that rape threats are a thing...

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:23:28 -0400

fatbodypolitics:

[Text: The fact that rape threats are a thing says a lot about how rape isn’t a lapse in self-control but often a tool to punish & control others. via @amirightfolks]

Fucking this.

wakingupinbakerstreet: best day of his life

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:33:01 -0400

wakingupinbakerstreet:

best day of his life

saccharomyces-cerevisae:

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:41:59 -0400

saccharomyces-cerevisae:

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:51:29 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 22:09:48 -0400

skarsgardianangel: romannoodles: madnessinthemusic: duce-juice...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:18:48 -0400

skarsgardianangel:

romannoodles:

madnessinthemusic:

duce-juice:

Can someone from the sciencey side of tumblr please explain this ?

This is called shape memory. It’s made from an alloy of titanium and nickel (I believe it’s called nitinol). It has the ability to “remember” the shape it’s taken.

When cold you can bend it whatever which way, but once you heat it (or in this case put it in what I presume is hot water) it will take the original shape.

WHAT!!?!?!?!?

areolastarch: #gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:28:07 -0400

areolastarch:

#gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay #GAYme of thrones

Let’s play a little game called “spot the 5 year old.”

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:37:34 -0400

Let’s play a little game called “spot the 5 year old.”

robotcosmonaut: When Dealing With Police…

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:46:46 -0400

robotcosmonaut:

When Dealing With Police…

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Thu, 23 May 2013 12:56:06 -0400

tastefullyoffensive: Scumbag Windows Updates[via]

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:05:04 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

Scumbag Windows Updates

[via]

fuckyeahfeminists: chisagi: Argentina JUST PASSED a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:14:27 -0400

fuckyeahfeminists:

chisagi:

Argentina JUST PASSED a groundbreaking gender identity bill!!!

From now on, people will be able to change the name and gender on their ID without needing psychiatric permission or any body modifications. Furthermore, anyone who does want hormones or surgery will be able to access them for free through the public and private health system.

It was passed unanimously today by the Senate

UNANIMOUSLY

Argentina is just getting more awesome by the year. Countries that aren’t Argentina need to take note.

miltonsong: team-joebama: mediaite: Wayne Brady calls...

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:23:29 -0400

miltonsong:

team-joebama:

mediaite:

Wayne Brady calls “bullshit” on Bill Maher.

I would be happy if anyone beat Maher’s ass in public, but especially so if it were Wayne Brady

and more context from the article:

Maher first explained his desire for Obama to be a “real black president” who “lifts up his shirt so they can see the gun in his pants” during a monologue in 2010. Subsequently, Maher referred to Obama as “your Wayne Brady,” a characterization that put into question the African-American credentials of both Obama and Brady.

“I’ve respected him as a comedian, and what he does on HBO is great,” Brady told Hill. “But when he starts to drag me in, to use me as the cultural linchpin of his not-black-enough argument, that’s bullshit.”

fuckyeahbehindthescenes: During one lunch break during the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:32:58 -0400

fuckyeahbehindthescenes:

During one lunch break during the shooting of Avengers, Tom Hiddleston stole Captain America’s Shield and Thor’s Hammer. He then texted this photo to Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evans and claimed he wouldn’t give them back.

The Avengers (2012)

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Thu, 23 May 2013 03:42:02 -0400

twinnerd28: beatleologist-at-221b: actualcannibaljakeenglish: How many tears did The Doctor...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:51:30 -0400

twinnerd28:

beatleologist-at-221b:

actualcannibaljakeenglish:

How many tears did The Doctor cry?

A River.

Was it enough to fill two Ponds?

marfmellow: the-box-ticker: Five Ways to Spot Somebody...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:09:32 -0400

marfmellow:

the-box-ticker:

Five Ways to Spot Somebody Suffering from Transphobia

reblogging because my anons are fucking up.